Wake up laughing dream.
It’s not very often that I wake up laughing. This one takes the cake though.
I somehow was awarded the chance to meet Miley Cyrus. (Of all people.)
For some reason I had ALL of my stuff, everything with me.
Miley got it in her head that she wanted my yoga mat. I refused and when I did she got up in my face and said, “Nobody tells me no!” I said, “Well consider this your first time,” as I yanked the mat out of her hands. She lunged back and we were scuffling around the ground, yanking and pulling and punching. I screamed, “Why do you even want it? You have millions of dollars and that mat is used!” With that I punched her hard in the eye.
Finally she gave up. Her manager escorted her away.
I woke up LAUGHING!!!